See the bunny
the superst-tion where if you see a real live bunny somewhere, that’s not in captivity, it means you’re gonna get laid in the near future. some people believe that you can yell out the name of the person you’re hoping to get lucky with and the bunny will make it happen for you.
other people believe seeing a bunny is just good luck in general.
dylan: “ah, man! i saw a bunny the other day, down at the park, and last night i scored with jessica wilson! it works!”
andrew: “when i see the bunny, i’m yelling out pam richards. she’s got awesome t-ts!”
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