Seed Whisperer


1. one who has a p-ssion, luck, or is excessively skilled with the cultivation of marijuana. this t-tle is used for those who are truly skilled in growing weed (not for any casual grower) due to the many aspects which make marijuana growing a skill.

2. can also be used for a grower who successfully grows weed under circ-mstances in which others would most likely fail.
1. dude, you’ve got to try out this weed. i got it from a seed whisperer!

2. hey, i heard eddy harvested 5 pounds off one plant. he must be a seed whisperer.

3. (at high school)
guy 1: dude! greg grew 7 plants all 5 feet tall in his room in his tiny house without his parents noticing!
guy 2: d-mn kid’s a seed whisperer.

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