Seedy Gonzales


when breaking up marijuana you should take out the seeds. sometimes theres a lot sometimes not so much. every once in awhile you’ll find a seedy gonzales, the one seed you miss is the one seed that gets across the border. you (the border control) missed this little mexican b-st-rd, once he gets into your mainland he rapes your taste buds and makes the air smell of -ss and he steals your job (some one else breaks the weed up).
g-d dman it! that seedy gonzales made it into the f-cking bowl again! who broke up the weed?!

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