Seeman


a last name of german etymology that subjects the so-named to merciless teasing throughout their life due to its uncanny similarity to an -j-c-l-t-d bodily fluid.
your last name is ‘seeman’? hahahahaha!
when you “see men”
elton john makes me seemen

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