Sega Boy


someone who consistently rebuffs top electronic brand names in favor of lesser-marketed, no-name, or doomed-to-fail electronics brands and products. named after children of the 1980’s who insisted on playing sega master system (sms) instead of nintendo entertainment system (nes).
in addition to spurning nes for sms, sega boy continually bucked the bandwagon by purchasing a betamax vcr, nec tv, tandy computer, primestar satellite dish, game park portable video gaming unit, coby dvd player, fujitsu laptop, iaudio mp3 player, and hd-dvd player.

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