seinfeld moment
a situation that is so ridiculous that it seems like it would appear on an episode of seinfeld.
i had a total seinfeld moment when jeff got mad that i double-dipped a chip.
a situation involving a meaningless discussion between two or more people that leads nowhere or to nothing.
bobby: what are you doing on the weekend?
jamie: i got married 10 years ago.
bobby: what’s that got to do with what i asked?
3rd person: here comes a seinfeld moment.
any conversation that has nothing to do with anything and can easily be written into an episode of seinfeld.
guy 1: “so what if t-pain dropped a christmas alb-m?”
guy 2: “you would so buy that”
guy 3: “yeah…no i’d download it”
guy 1: “ok so when we all fail at life we’re all going to start a business together”
guy 3: “what would we do?”
guy 1: “i don’t know”
guy 2: “what would we be called”
guy 1: “probably something to do with fruit, or animals.”
everyone: wow, seinfeld moment
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