seize up


when something strange or inexplicable occurs (usually when observer is on a substance), it can be called a “seize up”.
when something of an extremely weird nature occurs, it can be called a “horrid seize”.
this term was originally coined by the few that got bare stoned in hughberry’s forest of wonders back in the day.
“i was on shrooms and i looked up into the sky and there was a buddha made of clouds. it was a seize up.”
“i can’t physically move, this is a horrid seize.”

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