seizure


1. seizure
when a person’s brain waves send extra electric signals to their nerves, causing uncontrollable spastic motions.

2. seizure
when the police come and take stuff from your house.
1. that guy wearing the helmet just had a seizure .

2. the fourth amendment protects us from illegal search and seizure .
roman emperor.

used in place of the word caesar due to people’s inability to pr-nounce.

julius seizure proclaimed ‘i came, i saw, i conquered!! ‘
what it looks like when you dance to dubstep
“whoa dude are you having a seizure!?”
“no im doing the dubstep dance womp womp womp” (^’.’)^
it’s exclaimed, most often in a group, when playing a videogame and the screen suddenly starts to flash with vibrant colors or in black and white. an example would be in megaman 2 at wily’s castle, every time you destoy a boss, the black background starts to flash vividly and quickly in black and white. it’s seen more if the game is played in a dark room, in which the whole room is lit up.
1. -boss defeated, screen starts to flash- -whole group- seizure!!!
when your games consoles: such as your xbox 1 or xbox360, your playstation 3 or playstation 4, your tv, your computer, or any other household appliance starts acting up or displaying signs of extreme malfunction. it is sometimes emphasised or exclamed by the person who’s appliance is experiencing it.
player 1, “oh my god man! my xbox 360 controller is vibrating weirdly and i can’t stop it.”
player 2, “how long has it been going for?”
player 1, “about 5 minutes.”
player 2, “oh yeah! i see what you mean. wow! that is weird.”
player 1, “seizure!!!!!”
to lose total control of your body due to a brain disorder.
i know this guy named pete,fox who takes seizures the -sshole stole someone elses wife got her pregnant now he is polluting the rest of the world with his children that in the end will also have hereditary medical issues and we will all end up supporting this with our tax dollars for the medical bills.
when someone rocks out
omg hes having a seizure

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