selective debt
when a person says they dont have enough money to pay bills, but go out and spend tons of money on luxury items
tim: you’re $5,000 in the hole on bills
sarah: i know, but check out my new louis vuitton!!
tim: you need to stop with this selective debt problem of yours…
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