selena kyle
the “selena kyle” or “catwoman” is a take on the cl-ssic superman. while having s-x with a woman you pull out and c-m on her back. then instead of grabbing a towel and tossing it on her back like a cape you grab a cat (preferably one you don’t own) flip it on its back and rub the cat all over her back so the cat’s loose fur gets stuck to the girl’s back in the s-m-n. added benefit if the girl attempts to attack you after the fact toss the cat at her grab your pants and run.
kyle: hey i heard cheryl is really mad at you man
joseph: yeah i gave her the selena kyle last night and it took her hours to peel all the fur off her back
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