self-absorbed


a person who cannot stop thinking about themselves, and constantly reminds all others around them of their good and bad qualities. see sam.
(jane) “if you looked in the dictionary, your picture would be filed under ‘self-absorbed.'”
(sam) gasp “my picture is in the dictionary?!”
simply stated, it is an individual that is so consumed with their own selves that they become oblivious to, nor do they care how their actions or words impact others.
sarah was so self-absorbed that she shouted at her daughter for no apparent reason.
absorbed in your own interests or thoughts etc.
absorbed in your own interests or thoughts etc.
1. an adjective that describes practically every human being alive with only a few exceptions. i mean, who thinks about other people more than their needs? if you’re living in a 3rd world country, suffering constantly or have less than a week to live, you probably aren’t going to b-tch, moan and remind everyone else of your suffering as much as some -sshat kid with 2 tests on the same day! (blashpemy! 2 tests?? and homework on top of that?? in-just-ice!!)

2. what to call people, when at lost for words, who enter their own name at urbandictionary.com with a lengthy paragraph telling readers why (self-absorbed -sshat) loves him/herself.
oh my goodness, it’s just a quiz. and every-fricking-person who went to school got homework -ssigned to them. how about instead of b-tching to me about your trivial “problems”, you do your homework and stop calling me!!

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