self-advising
‘self-advising’ is the term for doing what you ought not, knowing beforehand that you ought not and yet . . . you do it anyway. this is especially true of calling with a known dead hand in poker. against our own best advice to ourselves and gut instincts (and sometimes even the odds), we do what we know is wrong because . . . well, you know the list of reasons, we all have them and interchange and use them at random.
when am i going to start listening to myself and stop! listening to myself? that’s what i get for self-advising again.
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