Self defeater


a girl who thinks they are little miss popular, even though they are ugly/b-tchy/obese. they will reject any boy, even a friend, and by the time they guess the truth it will be too late.
boy: hey, surla! we have been friends for a while now, and your pretty cool, so will you go out with me?

self defeater: (while shoving big mac down her obese throat) me? go out with you? in your (munch munch) dreams! c’mon girls, (talking to imaginary friend) lets get away from doctor f-ggot here!

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