Self Facial
a self-facial is when a male is jacking off or masterbating and his c-mshot “shoots” or “squirts” out his p-n-s up to his face, hitting it of course once or mutipule times depending on how big the nut is. another way a male can give himself a self facial is while reaching point of -j-c-l-t–n he coils up aiming his p-n-s about 3 to 4 inches away from his face and c-ms all over his own face.
when i was jacking off last night my nut shot up all the way to my face and mouth, dude i like totally gave myself a self facial.
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