self-love
to m-st-rb-t-
neal: did you get some p-ssy last night?
bob: h-ll no, it was all self love last night
slapping the bishop, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, s-x for one, w-nking, jerking off
little johnny has been caught numerous times expressing self love. he now locks the bathroom door while slapping the bishop.
#s-x #w-nking #jerking #selflove #self love
love for oneself that is more than just friends.
benefits include lowered blood pressure, relief of symptoms of depression, and reduced risk of prostate cancer in males. may also be accompanied by liquid explosion in the groinal region.
cindy was so devout, timmy had to self-love until it broke off.
#masturbation #fap #jerk off #-rg-sm #liquid explosion
the act of m-st-rb-t–n
i’d rather have selflove than do her
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