self-message
a business/psychobabble jargon alternative to “tell oneself”. best used by people who want to fool others into thinking they are
a. extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. entirely empathetic and non-judgemental
“i think bill needs to self-message that his turning up drunk to the weekly efficiency meetings is entirely inappropriate”
“i think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack”
business jargon for to tell oneself, admit to oneself, remind oneself. can also be used in a non-business context.
best deployed in the tone of cold, calculated impersonality so beloved of financial types.
also useful for the handwringing mustn’t judge self-help sector
ryan needs to self-message that running a million dollar a week loss is not a sustainable business proposition.
rhonda, i think it would be great if you could self-message tha t maybe continuing your meth addiction isn’t the optimum life choice for your 8 children
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