self produced back lotion
when you offer your girlfriend a back rub that quickly becomes s-xual resulting in you spilling your manhood flavored neutrogena lotion all over your significant others back.
boyfriend hey baby you want a back rub?
girlfriend please baby i’ts been a long day.
boyfriend okay get on your stomach.
girlfriend …..
boyfriend get ready i’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
girlfriend what
boyfriend *skeets his neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
girlfriend why is it warm
boyfriend sorry… i’ll go get the rag.
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