Self-roofie


the term used to describe taking actions into one’s own hands when in the presence of a large number of douchebags, specifically in a frat party-type environment (knowing what the likely outcome is anyway).
upon entering a bar on the jersey sh-r-, i felt the urge to self-roofie and beat all the guido’s to the punch!

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