self-serving friend


an individual who is only your friend to use you for their own personal gain and is magically not around when you actually need a friend. also known as selfish and a b-tch.
wow, you know jessica, we should have seen right through rebecca, she is such a self-serving friend; she only wanted to be friends with us so she could p-ss bio lab.

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