self sufficient
the ability to not require me to babysit your -ss on every little task that needs to be completed. furthermore, not having to remind you of every little task that is required of you. also, you being able to navigate the d-mn “help” tutorial on the computer, website, mobile device, etc. instead of expecting me to be your “help” tutorial. basically, being able to do anything your own d-mn self without annoying me.
i work with a ton of “independent contractors” in sales who can’t seem to be able to wipe their own b-tt without me explaining it to them, writing down the directions, printing off a tutorial or loading a video for them demonstrating how to do so. i wish they could all be self sufficient.
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