self textruct
completely ruining your chances with a member of the opposite s-x by drunk texting something completely ridiculous.
mike self textructed last night when he send a text to lauren that said, “hpw about we’ ski the necx t couple o steps and just have sec tonight??”
Read Also:
- Semen Bomb
in a water balloon fight, one balloon is filled up with a man’s s-m-n and is thrown directly at a girl’s face. can also she shot out of a water balloon launcher, but must hit a girl’s face. should be videotaped and put on youtube. (kid sitting in cl-ss)did you see that girl’s face? (other […]
- Shaved Ice
shaved ice is an inferior, smaller version of the vicious ping pong paddle known only as “the icepick”. shaved ice boasts a much higher speed bonus, but lacks in power and spin factor. it was invented by the same brilliant mind that invented “the icepick” and has quite similar components. the story of the creation […]
- Sheeney Man
old school name for the local junk man that would drive through the neighborhood picking up stuff to salvage. if you don’t take care of that, i’m going to put it out for the sheeney man to take.
- Shotgun Diarrhea
nearly the same thing as explosive diarrhea, but with differences. 1. explosive diarrhea can occur all at once or over a long duration with repet-tive blasts. however, shotgun diarrhea is all at once, nearly tearing your -sshole(and the sp-ce-time continuum) to shreds. 2. explosive diarrhea is a condition always occurring on the toilet, whereas shotgun […]
- shizwizzle
a word of great excitement, usually following ‘holy’ holy shizwizzle!