Selfcest
slashfic where a character is paired romantically or s-xually with himself.
the most ridiculous, least socially accepted, and therefore the
hottest kind of pairing (im)possible.
“do you ship sam/dean from supernatural?”
“nah, wincest just isn’t wrong enough. i ship sylar/gabriel grey.”
“oh, selfcest, huh? hot!”
the s-xual attraction to ones self
she was caught engaging in selfcest activities
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