Selfsturbation
the act of recreating in a masturbatory fashion to one’s own image. typically, selfsturbaters are addicted to both the act of taking a selfie and the act of masturbating.
selfsturbation is -ssociated with rising levels of vanity and narcissism in youth, to the point where seeing one’s own selfie or reflection causes the s-x drive to activate. the end result is selfsturbation, commonly viewed as a logical way to release s-xual fantasies focused around oneself.
“wow, i can’t believe he spread that vicious rumor about you getting a nose job!”
“no kidding! he must spend a lot of time selfsturbating.”
selfsturbation, while not one of the seven deadly sins, is comprised of pride, sloth and l-st, in one not-so-neat, despicable package.
i accidentally walked in on my teenage sister selfsturbating, just moments after she uploaded the selfie in question onto facebook. i can no longer look my sister–or her profile pic–in the eye.
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