Selma’s Law
the law which involves the 10 point scale. it simply states that the number which you would be blow into a breathalyzer (say, 0.08) during a night of drinking will directly influence the numerical value you can add to a woman’s score.
for example, if she was a 7.0 on your scale, and you blew a 0.10, you can add 1.0 point to the scale , and she will become a 8.0, without a dispute by other friends.
“dude who the f-ck did you go home with last night?”
“i don’t know man, i woke up sober next to a 4.5 and almost lost it.”
“f-ckin’ selma’s law!!”
“indeed.”
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