selover


(noun) a plump boy usually in his pre-teens. he is tanned with disgusting body hair that resembles a teen age war wolf. his hair is dark and unkempt with at least 3 immigrants nesting in it.

(verb) when you accidentally sh-t yourself and you are not wearing underwear, thus trying to let the t-rd go out the leg of your pants
girl: “do you smell that?”
man: “no hurry lets keep walking”
girl: “did you just selover? i saw it come out!”
man: “o.o …no”

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