Seltzaholic


an individual suffering from seltzaholism. seltzaholism is a disorder characterized by the excessive consumption of and dependence on seltzer, leading to impaired social and vocational functioning, and the development of withdrawal symptoms upon reduced intake.
after years of maladaptive seltzer consumption, the seltzaholic succ-mbed to effervescence of the liver.

desperate for a fix, the seltzaholics arm-wrestled over the last bottle of grapefruit seltzer.

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