Seltzer Enema


an enema using a bottle of seltzer which is shook up and quickly inserted into the partners r-ct-m when the cap is removed.
andy and tom wanted to do -n-l, but where mutually afraid of dirty p–p shoot syndrome. they quicly retreived a bottle of seltzer and used it as an enema. thus the seltzer enema.

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