Selvey

selvey’s are the freshest people on campus, in the workplace, and at all social gatherings. selvey’s get sh-t done, on and off the field. granted they play the field more often then not, when they are on the sidelines they do work too. they are very suave and know how to talk to the ladies. the ladies always love those long nights with a selvey. this is because selvey’s know exactly what the ladies want. if their first name happens to be alexander, watch out ladies cause they are definitely someone you want to get at before it’s too late.
1 )dad- “that selvey kid, i like him.”
gabi- “yea dad, me too. more than you will ever know.” (giggles) 😉

2) girl1- “sooo, who were you with last night?”
girl2- “oh, you know, i was with selvey.”
girl1- “omg! please tell me all about it!”
girl2- “well lets just say he really and i mean really knows how to please a woman.”
girl1- “i am so jealous right now!”
girl2- “yea you should be.”
another term for c-ckblock.

a selvey is certainly not a team player.

a selvey will certainly hate on your game, although you are friends and he eats your cheez-its.

a selvey will abandon his friends in the middle of the road for a low quality peace of pootang turned down by the health inspector. but! he will gladly forget his transgressions when the p-ssy rots and is carried away by maggots.

a selvey will usurp your possesions without a second thought, like a desk or the above mentioned cheez-its.

a selvey shall die alone.
“wtf man!? you’re such a f-cking selvey!!!”

selvey’s friend – “hey selvey, i just found two girls to hang out with you, me, and bob tonight”
a selvey – “if the hottest one does not end up with me,
no one is getting laid”