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Selxie

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• Sexeption

  when you make an exception because s-x is involved. “i know i have a rule about dating crazy chicks but she is really hot, so i’ll make a s-xeption.”

• shreksy

  not being s-xually attractive to normal people, however,being so ugly they are s-xually attractive to the mighty lord of shrekdom…shrek himself! he is so shreksy it’s unbelievable !

• Shurtain

  shower curtain my shurtain has a big dolphin printed on the outside and provides me privacy when i am shaving my legs in the shower.

• small purple flying monkey

  a small-purple-flying monkey is a monkey that eats peoples heads then vomits them up and then regurgitate them back onto their lifeless bodies. argh a small purple flying monkey just bit my head of

• Snailpie

  a sn-tch. meat flaps. hoo-ha. lazy bits. “she has a dirty snailpie, she needs a douche from walmart– now.”

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