semak


a. (verb) to flail one’s distal appendages in a spastic display of frustration and helplessness. frequently occurs after one has imbibed large amounts of liquor, wine, or malt beverages
b. (noun) male -j-c-l-t-. typically spoken along the east coast
c. as a past participle (semaked): confers an state of extreme inebriation and loss of logical/spatial abilities
a. stop semaking, you might knock over my aquarium.
b. i had to wash my comforter this morning; it was covered in semak.
c. you could tell that he had gotten semaked by the way he crashed into the wall and began to vomit.

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