when a woman has s*x and allows her partner to come inside her and than has s*x with another person the next day allowing him to come inside her as well. hence the mixing on sperms making s*m*n c*cktail .
trish had s*x with luke and mark a night apart , this created a s*m*n c*cktail inside her v*g*n*.
when there’s a small puddle of c*m left on the bed after s*x i had to clean the sewp off the bed after he left. it was gross. via giphy
a curveball that a pitcher throws in tap baseball that is unhittable and always a strike. applicable in everyday life when you’re getting screwed over. see genesis 29:21-30 “you know what we call that where i’m from? we call that the shaftball!”
- shag mark
bruises and any other injuries given with consent during s*x “john gave me a m*ssive sh*g mark yesterday, still stings.”
- sh*t on my helmet
when a man is performing *n*l s*x and upon pulling out discovers there is sh*t caked under/around his p*n*s head. you need to flush out better next time… i’ve got sh*t on my helmet!