Semen Roulette


rules of s-m-n roulette:
the object of the game is for one lucky person to get a female pregnant.

the players will start by -j-c-l-t-ng into a large or medium sized bowl.
one person will then mix all the s-m-n into one pile.
one person will procede to put all the mixed s-m-n into a female’s v-g-n-.
then the players wait 9 months!
once the baby has been born, the mother will take care of the child.
the players will then procede to take a dna test to determine the father.
the remaining father(s) will then laugh at the father who didnt train

there sperm to swim the other way. thus now being a father. the fathers

life will then be ruined, and the remaining players will continue to keep

playing to find out who’s sperm are infertile.

-if the mother conceives twins of two different fathers(if somehow possible),
then both fathers lives will then be ruined. and the need to have a tie braker:
the two players will -j-c-l-t- into a new bowl, and insert that into a (new)
female’s v-g-n-. the steps will continue until they determine the father of

that child. who ever isnt the father will continue to play until a winner is

determined.
hey man that game last weekend of s-m-n roulette was insane! i hope i lost!

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