semen suckin sea serpent of the seven seas
a female who appears to have sucked so much s-m-n over the years that she has become pale and skinny almost albino like and has traveled the world extensivley seeking out other victims,like a vampire she waits in the darkness of the sea a.k.a the world for to suck every man dry!!!
(chris): sh-t todd you don’t look so good.
(todd): yeah man i know i met this sl-t last night and i took her $2 -ss home and she completly sucked the life force out of me. i think she was a s-m-n suckin sea serpent of the seven seas!!!!
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