Semenarian


a young acolyte enters a catholic seminary only to find out that it has become a hot-bed of closeted h-m-s-xuals who use this all male atmosphere to act out their same-s-x desires. he soon realizes that this is his dream and learns their ways of engaging in sloppy gay s-x and hiding such acts using the eminence of the catholic church
chris joined st. vitus seminary as a confused eighteen-year-old, but quickly realized that the all male atmosphere and late night chrism m-ssages were his dream come true, so he got down on his knees and was inculcated as a s-m-narian through the wet hot loads of his spiritual brothers.

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