Semenitis


a condition in which a disgusting sl-t’s dirty meat wallet cramps uncontrollably due to the the pressure it has received from years and years of getting blasted by hot and sticky man milk. also known as a period.
barbara came to me today complaining about painful cramps. i diagnosed it as a severe case of s-m-nitis. i recommended that the dirty wh-r- stops geting her ax wound pounded and creamed in until it heals.

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