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(noun): the final resting place for your s-m-n. examples include: tissues, socks and condoms.
‘bro, last night was great, my s-m-ntary was jessie’s face.’
the sock, rag, or tissue one keeps by their bed for cleanup after masturbating. a s-m-n graveyard
its just me and you tonight buddy. i guess we’re going to put more of my children in the s-m-ntary

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