semi-poon
semi-poon is used to describe what a r-t-rded teenager would refer to as having a girl let him eat her out. it is synonymous with c-nn-l-ng-s, and when referred to as “semi-poon”, sounds much more intriguing than it actually is meant to sound.
jc: guys, you won’t believe this. last night, i got semi-poon.
guys: …what the f-ck is semi-poon?
jc: well, you know…my girlfriend let me eat her out.
guys: oh. um…..cool, i guess.
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