Senior Project


the root of all evil.

project devised by school boards to increase the high school teen suicide rate exponentially.
senior project is like water boarding, its so boring and pointless you feel like you want to be drowning.
1. (n.) the most pointless, time-consuming project in human history. high schools make their seniors spend hundreds of hours on senior project as a way to “get back at them” for making good grades and graduating. it ensures that you leave high school feeling angry and violated, and is just another reason why the dropout rate is so high.

2. (adj.) something that takes forever to do, and ends up being an enormous waste of time that benefits n-body.
i f-cking hate senior project; how is this even relevant to school?

we dated for six months, and i never got any; that b-tch is a senior project.
acronym: sp

1) a project destined to unlimited procrastination by the senior cl-ss until far past the 11th hour of the final night causing most seniors to skip many days of school in an attempt to “get a start on” or “complete” the incomprehensible derogatory -ssignment and in tern either have a long string of s-xual intercourse, or to seek the need for a s-xcratary, or a long excursion to the beach or long days on xbox live or world of warcraft.
senior 1: so dude, i stayed home to do my senior project today.

senior 2: how much did you get done?

senior 1: well dude, i tried to start, then i had to pee… then i was hungry so i had a s-x biscuit.
when a senior has s-xual intercourse with a freshman. it’s a project that all senior guys should complete by the end of their senior year.
did u do your senior project yet?

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