Septic Kiss
when solid output into the toilet is ongoing, you flush while still seated to “clear things up.” the toilet clogs (unbeknownst to you!); the water rises up and kisses your ______.
“honey, you just took a shower…why are you in there again?”
“oh my god! i got septic kissed!”
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