Septic Nark
when getting your septic pumped, the man finds multiple condoms floating at the top of the sh-t and says something about it (a result of young boys flushing their condoms down the toilet trying to be sneaky)
“man, thought it was a good idea to flush the connies down the toilet so no one would find them, but that septic nark found them floatin there and got me totaly busted.”
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