sequesterfuck
a government worker’s unpaid and involuntary leave of absence from work because congress chooses politics over leadership.
a mix of sequester and cl-sterf-ck.
“i heard about the shutdown.. so you’re on vacation, right?” “this sequesterf-ck is no vacation, man. i’m worried about my bills. i don’t know when it’s going to end. i have no control over it. and when i go back, i’ll have to work tons of extra hours just to fix all the sh-t that happened while i was gone.”
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