Sequim High School
a high school with the worst teachers ever (maybe 3 actually want to help kids learn). school colors are purple & gold, & there are about 1000 kids, which can be broken into 6 groups:
1. “hicks”-drive sh-tty trucks & wear carhartt, but actually live in sunland along a plush golf course or in a multimillion dollar house on bell hill, & they’ve never worked a day in their lives.
2. real rednecks-live in mobile homes & legitimately can only afford old pickup trucks. their parents often are loggers, or own a tiny local business.
3. jocks-think they are the sh-t, & act like they are better than everyone. they drink & take ecstasy & f-ck each other, &are going to end up prost-tutes & pizza delivery men.
4. goth-crave attention from everyone,& like to spread rumors about being pregnant, raped, abused, or suicidal. no one cares.
5. hippie/art freaks-force their strange political views on you &smell like weed & s-x, & most are really ugly.
6. punks-do all drugs,all the time,never come to cl-ss, hang out at halfblock, play in a band, smoke cigs like they’re the sh-t, & people forget they even exist. you run into them at safeway & go “holy sh-t, you’re still alive?woah. i heard you went to rehab for meth, then failed at stealing from walmart & went to juvi, then you got out &moved to silverdale where you died in a gang fight cuz you think you’re f-ckin tupac. woah.”
kid from shs: “i go to shs”
kid from china: “what’s that?”
kid from shs: “sequim high school”
kid from china: “gross”
overall everyone knows about it, everyone hates it, & i applaud the dozen kids who have had the guts to actually set fire to it.
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