serbian slaughterhouse
is when a male goes to serbia and gets kidnapped by men wearing gimp masks to cover up their ident-ty they then take the male to a slaughterhouse and fists the male with various animals parts e.g. goats leg.
why are serbian holdiays so cheap? im guessing you have never heard of the serbian slaughterhouse …..
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