Serbian Slip N’ Slide
the serbian slip n’ slide is when you’re doing a girl from the back on a linoleum floor and as you’re about to c-m, you pull out and shoot your j-zz in a perfect arc over her onto the floor in front of her. then, you proceed to donkey punch her so she slides across the linoleum floor to the other side of the room.
dan – how’d lindsey break her hip?
chris – oh, well i gave her the ole serbian slip n’ slide last night.
1. when you are doing a chick from behind on a linoleum floor, as you about to c-m, pull out and j-zz in an arch over her onto the floor in front of her. after doing so, immediately push her down and into the j-zz, effective creating a j-zz and linoleum slip n’ slide.
2. the best real life application of your childhood memories.
1. “dude, i finally accomplished the serbian slip n’ slide and she hit her forehead on the door.”
2. “last night i was doing a serbian slip n’ slide and she slid across the kitchen floor into my roommates’ room.”
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