Sermonize


a h-m-genizing treatment of biblical interpretation with emphasis on and consideration of exclusively positive material; intentionally rendering any sermon derived therefrom devoid of disconfirming evidence.
we need to over sermonize the sunday morning message this week. we’ve got that new church addition to pay for, so we need to blow as much sunshine up their -ssas as possible!

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