Servant Leader Position
the “servant leader” is the favorite s-xual position among married christian couples who have experimented and know what works best.
procedure:
– wife lies on her stomach, legs apart, bottom elevated
– husband lies face-down on his wife, and enters her from behind (the “rear entry” position)
– husband embraces his wife, performing a “reach around” with his dominant hand (reaching under her and stimulating her cl-toris) however she likes best
– husband props himself up on his non-dominant elbow (to keep his weight off her so she can breathe) and reaches under her breast with that hand, stimulating her breast and nipple however she likes best
– husband begins thrusting while continuing stimulation, paying close attention to her physical cues and his own body
– husband times his own release as closely to hers as possible, for maximum mutual enjoyment
features:
– the wife is p-ssive, receiving penetration and pleasure at the hands of her capable husband
– the husband is in control of everything, and is responsible for his wife’s pleasure and his own
– husband can kiss his wife’s neck and shoulders, and can whisper in her ear
– full upper-body contact and the embrace-from-behind provide feelings of intimacy
– perfect for the “tired wife, h-rny husband” scenario so common in marriage
– echoes the biblically defined marriage roles: the husband is in charge and the wife is submissive/p-ssive, but his goal is to serve her completely, hence “servant leader”
my wife and i thought we knew about s-x until we discovered the servant leader position. now s-x is 10 times better for both of us!
many people think the “missionary position” is how devout christians have s-x, but couples married for a long time know it is all about the servant leader position.
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