Server Punch
(noun)
an act of violence performed by one who is angry about their friends or family not hosting a server for anything that can be found on a server (such as minecraft, battlefield 3, file-sharing, etc.), hosting it and not telling them but telling all their other friends/family, or any reason you can imagine somebody would be angry at a person for doing or not doing something that involves a server.
scenario 1
person 1: “john just b-tched at me for not telling him our minecraft server address, and then punched me in the face. what the f-ck?”
person 2: “yeah, i wouldn’t put it past him to server punch people.”
scenario 2
person 1: “so i was talking to will the other day and then mark suddenly comes up and punches me, then tells me to keep him in-the-know when the file-sharing server dies.”
person 2: “ouch. sucks to get server punched.”
scenario 3
person 1: “what the f-ck? why did gary just punch me in the face?”
person 2: “sorry for the server punch, dude. he’s p-ssed off about his favorite planetside 2 server crashing during 5 operations in a row.”
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