Service Oriented Architecture
a f-ggy paradigm of common sense design principles. people like to spout off about soa as if it meant sh-t – which it don’t. the key thing to remember with soa is that it is very gay. if you have an ounce of sense in your head, you will design your systems to conform with others it will be working with. we don’t need 1300 page manifestos explaining how or why we should be doing this.
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don’t be a queer, h-m-, g-yl-rd, fairy, flamer, f-ggot, f-dg- p-ck-r, poof, ponce, meat-smoker, c-ck sucker, b-tt pirate, fruit, queen. it’s obvious.
you can’t put stars into triangular orifices. you need service oriented architecture for that. you can put your d-ck into another man’s -ss though, with or without an soa. but i don’t need to tell you that.
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