Service


1.to f-ck.
originating from the horse breeding industry where “service” is a euphemism for bringing the stud to mount the mare. same as tupping in sheep breeding.
2. to have s-x with a mardy b-tch to keep her happy, as in a mechanic servicing a car to keep it running smoothly.
from the ‘the talented mr ripley’:
d-ck greenleaf (jude law) on a boat trip: “marge needs a service” – winks at his mates and proceeds below deck and give his sulky bird a good seeing to.
to have s-x with a female
tell me you wouldn’t service that.
v. performing any of a mult-tude of s-x acts
the san diego hos were lining the docks and ready to service the sailors who were returning to sh-r- after six months at sea.
prost-tute intercourse.
“i had service last night.”
“….at least it’s safe to shake your hand again.”
to pick up the pace/quality of work.
“oh for f-cks sake this pan isnt clean, service!”
“kim stfu! service!!”
1. the act of showing someone up in basketball
were you there to see dat service last night? kid dunked on his grill!
a word used in the potblack kitchen wen ppl are being douchebags
kim u f-kin stooooooooooooooge service….

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