Settling Relationship
where the male in the relationship settles for a woman that’s way below his league when he could have a better, more creative woman. this woman is probably very ugly and the male is only dating her to feel more confident about himself and will receive ridicule and social torture until he either commits suicide or ends the horrible, bound to fail, relationship.
boy 1: “dude did you hear about dan?”
boy 2: “no man, what happened?”
boy 1: “well i have some bad news…he’s dating jessica.”
boy 2: “dude! she’s f-cking ugly!”
boy 1: “i know man, he settled, he could have had tabby.”
boy 2: “what a dumb-ss. lets go make fun of his settling relationship.”
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